I kissed I kissed dating goodbye goodbye

For some weird reason, I don't trust people who live by the book I Kissed Dating Goodbye.

C started it when she was reading that book in school during practices. A few months later she was wed because, uh, her dating bore fruit.

I kissed dating goodbye but said hello to sex?

I'm not saying that we should all be prudes and hang on real tight to our chastity belts lest they be pried open by uncouth barbarians. I just find the people who read that book kinda... I dunno... something I can't quite put a finger on but doesn't sit well with me. Just like the guy calling me up now who has that book listed among his favorites. :P