Breast friends
One of my best friends is getting a boob job right now AT THIS VERY MOMENT. What drove her to do this, I don't know. *I'm* the one who gets all the flak about having teeny-tiny boobies, not her!
I can think of 101 ways to put her money into better use than to get a boob job. Then again, it's her money not mine. And they're her boobs, not mine!
She claims her un-boyfriend is behind her 100%. I wonder if he was the one who suggested this in the first place. If I find out that he is responsible for this, I will personally rip out my friend's implants and sew them into his scrotum -- where he will have to sit on them for the rest of his vertically-lived life.
I may have harped about my (lack of) breasts, but I've never, EVER considered getting them "fixed." Ex #4 made a stupid comment about having them done if the procedure were 100% safe. Excuuuuuuuse me, I happen to like my boobies as they are, and everyone else who came before him liked them as they are too. I didn't hear any questions wondering about the effectivity of Chinese creams that claim to increase breast mass from them! I was so incensed at his remarks I shot back at him: "I've NEVER asked you to take peni$-enlarging pills! How would you feel if I asked you to take those?" He dropped the subject like a hot potato. Which was just as well because he was sooooooo fried!
I can think of 101 ways to put her money into better use than to get a boob job. Then again, it's her money not mine. And they're her boobs, not mine!
She claims her un-boyfriend is behind her 100%. I wonder if he was the one who suggested this in the first place. If I find out that he is responsible for this, I will personally rip out my friend's implants and sew them into his scrotum -- where he will have to sit on them for the rest of his vertically-lived life.
I may have harped about my (lack of) breasts, but I've never, EVER considered getting them "fixed." Ex #4 made a stupid comment about having them done if the procedure were 100% safe. Excuuuuuuuse me, I happen to like my boobies as they are, and everyone else who came before him liked them as they are too. I didn't hear any questions wondering about the effectivity of Chinese creams that claim to increase breast mass from them! I was so incensed at his remarks I shot back at him: "I've NEVER asked you to take peni$-enlarging pills! How would you feel if I asked you to take those?" He dropped the subject like a hot potato. Which was just as well because he was sooooooo fried!
posted by portergirl @ 2:42 PM
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